Friday 6 November 2009

Monster Shark??


Tourist in Australia warned of six meter 'monster' shark: Tourists holidaying in the Australian state of Queensland have been warned to stay out of the water by authorities who fear a giant six meter-long shark might be prowling the coast.

Concerns were raised after a 3 meter great white shark was found dead with two huge bites taken out of its body. Experts believe the bites were made by an even larger predatory fish.

This was kinda big news in Australia for a bit. But i thought it was funny nobody mentioned the possibility that it was just a smaller or normal sized shark who took 2 bites?? probably it bit the same spot??

However, i admit it would be hilarious to see the locals down in Queensland standing on the beach or boats pointing their guns at the water screaming MONSTER SHARK!! Apparently thats what the people are doing btw...I think some ppl have seen Jaws wayyyyyyy to many times.

Then again I sure as hell aint getting into any shark infested waters..period!! Can only imagine my mother saying "you went in even though u knew there was sharks in the area!!" I would get no sympathy at all for loosing a chunk of my thigh or my foot... sighh

later days ya'll!!

Saturday 15 August 2009

Droolsssss




For future references, I LOVE the Audy R8..I would love it in Black but would take the Silver, Red or White.. =)

Peace out!!

Wednesday 5 August 2009

oh ye of little ingenuity

There are moments in life where one cant help but just throw it out there and see what happens. I rarely come across opportunities to do that but today I did. Today i decided to try a sad pick up line and see where it gets me.

Situation: Me getting coffee at the RMIT cafeteria before my literary journalism (LJ) class. Notice a pretty girl (PG) standing beside me. Both of us waiting for our coffee. I smile at her and she smiles back. So I do this...

Me: So do you come here often?

PG: Uh...yea i guess so. In between classes? (yes she had a questioning tone)

Me: wokays. (5 sec pause) Sorry but I just had to try that out and see how it worked out

PG: oh alright.. (takes coffee n leaves)

Now i admit that it was a overused and very bad pick up line but i swear i feel that conversation should have lasted longer. That was a classic opening into a 1st time conversation if she just had better comebacks. Or maybe I've been watching to many reruns of Friends??

*Ponders

Then again it wasn't like she was all that. She had nice boots (yes i notice stuff like dat) and the appropriate length of wavy hair (appropriate by my standards off course). A nice smile maybe but besides that not someone I'd loose sleep over.

*yea i'll just keep telling myself dat

anyways im still gonna keep trying these lame bad pick up lines n you'll be among the 1st to know if it works..

later days..

PS: Yes i have a GF and I'd like to stress that my experiments are purely innocent fun

Tuesday 14 July 2009

Forgive the mushiness but...

Happy 5 Years of Surviving me baby!!

I don't pretend to know what love is for everyone, but i can tell you what love is for me. Love is knowing all about someone and still wanting them more than any other person. Love is trusting them enough to tell them everything about yourself, including the things you might be ashamed of. Love is feeling comfortable and safe with someone, but still getting weak knees when they walk into the room and smile at you...

Here's to many more years baby.. Always & Forever...

Sunday 5 July 2009

OMFG!!

MU has like 8O mil n the best they could do was overpriced Valencia and Michael Owen!!

Dont get me wrong..Owen was a top quality player but there is a logical reason why that sentence is in the past tense..although he vehemently denies it, one cant help but lable him as extremely injury prone.. He plays, he gets injured. As an ankle heals, a groin muscle rips. When he returns, a knee ligament pulls. He is a mass of interconnecting torn tissue. He has never quite rediscovered his touch and the pace that marked him out as one of the best strikers at that time.

I only hope that with the type of support he will be getting at MU, from both the medical staff and players he will be able to regain what was lost and prove to be quite a ingenius move by Fergusson..


On another note, apparently, according to my sources Eto favours a move to ManUtd rather than ManCity..He is willing to forgo the big bugs if ManUtd's 25mil bid is excepted... PLEASE EXCEPT IT!!! it would make me feel a whole lot better about the Owen issue..

bah!!!

laters

Monday 15 June 2009

MOVIE!!

Besides Transformers 2 (mmmmmm yummy megan fox & robats), Harry Potter 6 (mmmmmm yummy emma watson) and that new Johnny Depp movie about robbers in the 50/6os (uhhhhh cool johnny depp in another characted movie) I just realised there is another summer movie i wanna go see in the cinema...

ICE AGE 3: Dawn of the Dinasaurs..



i think it will do well...although i still dont why some ppl have said i remind them of Sid....grrrrrrrrrr

later

World Cup Australia 2018-2022??

So Australia have launched a bid to host either the 2018 or the 2022 FIFA World Cup.. I for one hope they get it..It would be awesome to see all the footballing nations come to this end of the world.. Although im still waiting for a joint bid from Singapore, Malaysia and Thailand to be launched, this is will do for now =P

Check out this video that was released in conjunction with the announcement of their bid...



I thought it was pretty cool...

Laters

Friday 12 June 2009

More on football..

1) It's been in the news that Totthenham Hotspurs are interested in not only bringing Rudd Van Nistelrooy to White Hart Lane but his ex teammate at Real Madrid David Beckham.. wouldn't that be a sight to see..those two linking up again..Really hope it goes through.. *crosses fingers

2) Man City are apparently gonna spend a lot more cash on Everton center back,Joleon Lescott, & Pourthsmoth left back, Glen Johnson. I have a lot of respect for these two players and wouldn't at all mind seeing em don a Man Utd jersey..Doubt it'll happen in this transfer window thou..

3) Hats off to Mark Hughes who is looking more n more like the esteemed manager I thought he always was.. Instead of big money for big names, he's going for more studry (for lack of a better word) experienced (in the premiere league at least) players.. His Gareth Barry signing I thought was exactly what that team needs. A midfielder who knows his way around the pitch to help his pretty good attacking players..

4) Check out Ronaldo's night of celebration with Paris Hilton at:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/2476901/Ronaldo-scores-with-Paris-Hilton-in-LA-night-club.html
....Trust me you dont wanna miss reading this!!

5) Antonio Valencia..For the record i have nothing against him as a person or as a player..I just dont think he's important or good enough 4 Fergie to be chasing after him as he has been.. Surprisingly Real Madrid have been rumoured to be as interested in him as well.. I'll happily eat my own words if he turns out to be a quality player..

Reason Im going on about Valencia..Eurosports say Man Udt will pay 17mil for his services while FoxSports say its 35mil..I pray really hard that its the former...grrrrrrrrrrrrr!! (yes i growl from time to time)

I better get back to my literature review..sighh!! Procrasination you son of a bitch!!

Laters

Thursday 11 June 2009

lick lick lick

Its funny how I'm reading somebody's blog and somewhere it says 'I hate chapped lips' and I subconsciously lick my lips..Not remembering, at that specific lip licking moment, that i have been told that licking one's own lips does not help with the un-chapping of lips...hmmmmmm

I am stressed... can't you tell??

Laters

What to do with 80mil??

I for one can't wait to see what Man Utd do with the 80mil they're hopefully going to get from the CR deal..Hopefully its some amazing tallent minus the attitude CR had.. Here are my first 3 picks and no way is Antonio Valencia in it (sorry i just don't think he's worth the 16mil asking price)

Firstly......... please please please make sure Carlos Tevez remains a devil!! We need his stamina and 'dogging at opposition players heels non stop' talent.. He scores quite a bit as well..

Need a right wing replacement?? Frank Ribery is my number 1 pick.. He's quick..He has got skills..Great free kicks..No arrogance or a problem with authority..Perfect!! Only minor hiccup would be that Bayern Munich have told Chelsea (rich b*****ds) that they want 65mil for him. =( Even Kaka wasn't worth that much!!

The MU oficial website along with Eurosports.com says that Sporting Lisbon are offering Joao Montinho as a player + cash offer for Nani..I say take it!! Montiho is Portugese atacking midfielder..So far i've heard he doesn't have any attitude problems..

Thats me top 3 picks.. I wouldn't mind players such as:

- Toni Kroos (Bayern Munich attacking mid)
- Baren Swinestiger?? (sure i've killed his name.. Bayern Munich right wing)
- Jack Rodwell (Everton deffensive mid)

Not to keen on strikers..think MU has enough but heck i wouldn't say not to:

- Karim Benzema (Lyon)
- Klass van Huntelaar - (Real Madrid)

So within the next couple of weeks we'll see what MU does with the 80mil and see whether or not any of my picks were right..

Laters

Take him and go...please!!

From the horses (Man Utd Official website) mouth:

11/06/2009 09:30, Report by Press department

- Record Ronaldo bid accepted

Manchester United have received a world-record, unconditional offer of £80million for Cristiano Ronaldo from Real Madrid.

At Cristiano's request - who has again expressed his desire to leave - and after discussion with the player's representatives, United have agreed to give Real Madrid permission to talk to the player.

Matters are expected to be concluded by 30 June. The club will not comment until further notice-

I swear its about freaking time.. He's spent most of the previous season playing below par along with his annoying whining and complaining. Now he gets his 'dream move' and MU gets 80 mil to spend on other quality players to replace him.

Here's to hoping Real Madrid don't suddenly realize what a pain in the ass he is and pull out.. HEEEE!!!

Laters

Sunday 3 May 2009

mothers

What's the first text i see when i check my phone after the match today?? Mummy saying "went to chruch today...........prayed for you"

I get that she's being caring and all that..but i swear i felt as though i was on my deathbed.. yea i've had the flu for the past couple of days and yea i haven't been sleeping much thanks to my assignment load..but dat sms was freaking hilarious.. sms'd her being sarcastic yet thankful..she called bck to talk:

Mummy: So a NZ dude has gone to penang and become the first person in m'sia to be suspected of that H1 something something something (she didn't say the somethings..im saying it coz i cant rmb wat the scientific name of d damn virus is)

ME: Uh u mean swine flu ma?

Mummy: We can't call it that anymore!

ME: Why??

Mummy: Because its discriminatory towards the pigs

-_- ..........................

L+G my mother........ *Who im missing very very much!!

later days ya'll!!

Wednesday 29 April 2009

Its the little things

Like:

I was heading to football training yest morning. It was 6.30 and hence it was fucking cold. 7/8 degrees.. and 4 the 1st time I actually saw my breathe when I spoke..I was super duper excited!! I started paying more attention to the area in front of my mouth so i could see it happen again n again n again n again..... I did say it was the 'little things' kan..

Off course i couldn't actually act all happy and excited coz i had 3 other dudes walking with me and they were oblivious to this phenomena...so yea...wat visible air coming out of my mouth which i have never experienced before in all of my 22 years of living on this planet.....

-_-

Laters

Sunday 19 April 2009

Heineken Advertisement

I found this on Kenny Sia's blog... Thought it was damn funny...

I Are Random

You know what...

I do this weird thing in the shower that i wanna share with you all..N dont worry it aint anything nasty..

Whenever im rinsing soap/ shampoo off my face or my hair rite n i have my eyes closed n i hear the bathroom main door openin n closing, i always imagine dat wen i open my eyes..some dude is gonna be standing there with a knife....

*does sound from psycho movie

Weird kan??

I blame that damn psycho movie...

Sunday 5 April 2009

Gerard Handshake

I found this damn funny!!



Cheeky lil monkey...

Wednesday 1 April 2009

Red Snow!!

Eric passed me this vid link...You'll never look at penguins the same again...Enjoy!!



Cute and cuddly boys..cute and cuddly...

Saturday 14 March 2009

Hmmmmmmm.........................

I walk out of class last Thurs and this is wat see!!!


Another post coming up soon ya'll

Till den... peace out n later days!

Thursday 12 February 2009

WTH!!

One thing sucky bout melb is that the paper i get to read sucks in the sports department..very localized sports only..maybe thats the paper im reading laa..not like im reading it much also..just picked up one like 3 days ago..maybe i should have it delivered to my room daily..hmmmmm

anyways im pissed coz i was surfing the net n dats how i freaking found out chelsea sacked scholari!! besides being pissed dat im 4 days late, im also surprised at chelsea..how long can dis go on? sacking coaches because of a run of bad form? first jose mourinho and he had brought the EPL and FA Cup to Stamford Bridge after a long baren run of winning nothing..den avram grant lost out to MU by a whisper in both the EPL n Champions Leauge only to be replaced by Scholari..Scholari started off great but recently Chelsea have been drawing and loosing when they were expected to win win win...but i dont see the logic behind changing the coach only 8 months into his new job..I think he should be left to work things out with the players..I mean it cant be good for the players if they keep changing coaches who each have different coaching styles and strategies.. It cant be good for the game in general either..bad philosophy

Also another thing i read was that Huddink is only confirmed till the end of the season and that he's gonna be holding on to his postition as Russia's national team coach..like WTF right..how is dat normal..the players are gonna play under hiddink with the knowledge that he prob wont be thier coach in another 6 months..I seriously dont see how this works out laa..Its just weird and wrong..Look at teams like MU n Arsenal..They've stuck with their coaches for so many years.. Even when the team aint doing so well..Ex: Arsene Wenger has been vouched for even when Arsenal currently are in danger of loosing top 4 status to ason villa...which i think is a damn big deal wei.. (personally love that the top four are being challenged and welcome the villains to a chanlenging and making it a top 5 or even more)

I seriously think this practice should stop..maybe FIFA should make a rule where teams cant sack thier coach so soon into thier contracts..maybe onli after 2 seasons?? k i may be extreme but i really really hate this whole changing coach deal...I think its just so so wrong..

den again thats just me..

peace out ya'll

Give It To Me =)

Doing this because I've been tagged to many times...plus im kinda bored..

This little game is pretty funny. Try it and have fun!!!
RULES:
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. ON SHUFFLE.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Tag ur friends AS MANY AS YOU WANT. :P
5. Everyone tagged as to do the same thing.
6. Have Fun!

IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY?
Wait a Min - PCD ft Timbaland

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
Requiem for a dream(Remix) - Clint Mansell

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Original Prankster - Offspring

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
All Summer Long - Kid Rock

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Free Bird - Lynard Skynard

WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?
Buttons - PCD ft Snoop Dogg

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
H to the Izzo - Jay-Z

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Love Lockdown - Kanye West

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Upgrade You - Beyonce

WHAT IS 2 + 2?
When it all falls apart - Veronicas

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Rockstar - Nikleback

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Release - Timbalan ft Justin Timberlake

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Lets Groove Tonight - Earth,Wind & Fire

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Trouble - Pink

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Goodbye My Lover - James Blunt

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Homecoming - Kanye West ft Chris Martin

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST??
Home - Chris Daughtry

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR??
Drop It Like Its Hot - Snoop Dogg ft Pharell

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Boogie Wonderland - Earth, Wind & Fire

WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
Hanging by a Moment - Lifehouse

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Who Are You (CSI Las Vegas) - The Who

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Give it to me - Timbaland & Justin Timberlake & Nelly Furtado

Sunday 25 January 2009

Newbies!!

Once again in point form... My Newbies!!

1) My very own laptop! The Asus X95SL!!
I aint extremely into tech stuff.. All i care about is that it can play my Fifa 09 coz apparently it has some damn gd gamecard and has 3GB of space..I think thats on top its normal 250GB.. I haven't named it yet =)
2) My New HP. Its my first time im actually buying a new phone. Before this i got hand me downs. Not that i've really complained but its a nice change. Im normaly a very Nokia guy but this time i decided to go with the Samsung S500i. Im not very fussed with my HP's.. I quite literally want s'thing to sms and call ppl with. Must have vibrating, reminders and alarm clock function. Having a 2.0mp camera and looking pretty cool is just a plus.. Heeeee!!
3) My external hard drive. To be honest I only thought of getting one so i could store my movies and tv series. But i also can save alot of my past assignments and projects and bring it to Aussy with me. Also once im there i can save loads of current assignments n projects on it so i wont bog up my pendrive or laptop. Its a Maxtor 250GB!!
4) Pendrive. I decided to get a pendrive once i realised my laptop isn't light (2.5kg with batt) and that carring my x-drive around isn't smart since it might get stolen. And since im prob gonna b doing my normal big file'd with many pics and graphics and making newspaper or mags kinda assignments, thought i'd get a gd 1 with alot of space. So i got a Kingston Data Traveler 8GB.
So thats the tech stuff that is new with me!! I have new clothes and stuff but so not blogging about that..still on lookout for new 'priya approved' swim pants and a sling bag 4 Uni..
later days ya'll!!

Monday 19 January 2009

Its about freaking time!!

Thats kinda d response i got from certain ppl wen i said i wanna get back to blogging..lol

anyways, in point form, the highlights of d past 2 months.. dis is gonna b long ppl!!

1) Vietnam (Dec 080
i was in vietnam a total 5 days girl n 4 of it i spent in the freaking bathroom!! i had very very very bad bad case of food poisoning...like d mornin after i arrived it started..damn sucky wei...my fam has decided it was d nasi lemak on air asia..stewardess told me it was the last 1 they had..grrrrr anyways it was alright in d end..i mean i got quite a bit of clothes.. 2 jeans, 2 3 quarter shorts n a suit made...suit to be worn during sis wedd!!

2) Fam drama
so vietnam was 18th-22nd k..22nd nite we return...23rd evening we went 2 ipoh 4 x-mas... x-mas was gd..normal fun with fam n eating like a pig..but d drama happened after..26th everybody was plannin 2 leave with my athei (dad's sis) n her fam leaving early dat mornin..so around 7 i was woken up by my athei n g'ma shouting 4 my dad n another aunt who was a nurse.. me n 2 cousins were sleeping in hall so we were 1st on scene..my athei's husband had a stroke!! we had 2 carry him out den get him 2 car den 2h hosp..massive drama wei..n because he has a heart prob it was pretty damn serious..he lost movement in entire right side of d bod...my sis n mum had 2 leave dat evenin coz of work but i volunteered 2 stay bck..coz i could drive ppl around n help take care of athei's kids..twins wei..roshan n roshni..both 7 dis yr..anyways so i stayed till d 30th nite..dat also, i left onli coz mum was worried i wouldn't have time 2 reply RMIT conditional offer (will elaborate more in point 5).. that entire week ah girl..was damn stressfull wei.. i spent like hrs at hosp..i think longest was 10 hrs straight...seriously emotionally, physically n mentally drained...every night would come bck late, my cousin n i would take whiskey n crash in front of tv till bout 2 or 3...both to wired up 2 sleep...anyways he's better now n on d 2nd i went down 2 ipoh 2 help bring him bck up 2 damansara hosp...drove his mum n my g'ma..2 elderly ppl!! made me drive all d way under 90 n with both hands on d wheel!! we left b4 8!! D HORROR!! anywys he has been dischared frm damansara hosp but he's kinda got long way 2 go..alot of teraphy is gonna 2 b needed..they said another 5-6 months before he's atleast bck 2 90% normal..

3)NEW YEAR!!
I dunno bout u but my new year tanked wei...coz i came bck 2 klg on 30th nite n spent 31st runnin around handling RMIT stuff (will elaborate more in point 5) so i was like dead tired wei..i went 2 jay's hse with dev 4 a bit but was home by 11.30..would u believe it..my area..only my area..freaking 3 roads had no power frm 8 s'thing pm till 2 s'thing am!! like wth!! ashley said how we start d new year is how d year will b...i was like fuccckkk!! me dead tired n no power wen i sleep!! =(

4) Langkawi
yes yes i went 2 langkawi with a bunch of frens..2 b fair i onli knew 2 other ppl.. pri n her fren raehan..2 b really really fair i've never met raehan b4 dis so tech i onli knew pri.. there were 11 ppl altogether..did normal langkawi stuff laa..eating tonnes of seafood n had fun in pool n beach n drank.*btw i have found new drinks..Malibu with mango n whiskey with sprite... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...did island hopping as well.. normal stuff laa..was gd fun thou..really really great 2 get away..jay n brennan joined us as well..all 3 nights jay was with us n 2 nights brennan was with us...gd seeing em but jay got a bit emo wen he realized dat i wouldn't be seeing him till july..lol oh yea 1 drama..would u believe d afternoon im flying into LCCT there's a fire...LCCT was evacuated 4 2 hrs n over 20 flights got delayed..off course i knew nth n by d time i landed it was all over..was on my way home wen sis called 2 check if i was alright.. ppffffftttt

5)RMIT
k no big drama laa..just dat d offer i earlier got was just an conditional offer...conditions was dat i finish my degree,send em final sem results n a letter from taylors saying i've finished my course..so me got all dat stuff prep n replyed d offer laa..had 2 wait quite a bit 4 my conformation of enrollment (COE) letter..with dat only i can apply 4 my visa..so anyways it came last thurs n dat evenin itself i went 2 IDP n gave in application..everything is online nowdays..heck i actually filled out d form n d lady took it n started typing it out into comp..sheesh!! anyways next day i went 4 medical..dat went alright without any prob..doc said they'll give report in 2dae mornin n 2 days later i can start checking progress online..so wed onwards laa... *crossed fingers

6)Packing
my god!! my mum is like at my back 247 2 get me 2 start packing..been deflecting coz im being lazy..but in my defence i made a list of stuff i need n ticking em off...got 5 more stuff left 2 buy.. 2dae i finally gave in 2 mum n dumped some stuff into big ass blue bag in my room n arranged my clothes into 1.taking 2 aussy 2.leaving at home 3.giving away.... off course dis is all because pri came over n started nagging 2..well not really nagging she just started arranging n since she's got dis obsession with burning alot of d stuff i like i had 2 step in n make sure dat doesn't happen. anyways 2 women nagging was 2 much 2 bear..lol I LEAVE IN 18 DAYS PPL!!

7) Pri's parents
damn annoying ppll.. i spend like just an hr sitting in her hse n her dad is all 'i dont want dat boy around d hse'... same crap..its fucking pissing me off.. i mean they noe i was gonna go langkawi with her..they know im gonna b in aussy...den wth is d logic of not letting me spend time with her while she's at home.. best part both parenst were home during dat 1 hr thing..like ARGHH!! so now i cant go over wen dad's around..mum wants pri home afternoon n evenins (calls 2 check up on her) n night she has strict curfew..its damn pissing off..i didn't buy d parents anything frm vietnam..my way of saying 'fuck u'..i noe its nth great but 4 like 10 sec in dis market in vietnam it felt gd..coz i had picked out stuff but den decided not 2 buy it..HAH!!

8) Belly!!
im not kidding..like seriously seriously a belly...ppl ask me if its beer n i say no..den they go "dei its food ah!" AHHHHHHHHHHHH!! im a stick with a bump!! sniff sniff.. pri calls me snoopy

9) Concerts
fuck rite, wen we're both not in m'sia rihanna n jason mraz coming down.. dont really care bout rihanna laa..but i'd pay 2 see mraz live man.. pri bought me front row tickets 4 coldplay in march..they performing in melb..she said its her 08 x-mas,birthday,v-day, anni n 09 x-mas pressent 2 me..lol

10) tv series
OTH is still awesome!! im following dat along with Chuck,heroes,house,csi las vegas, prison break, GG n stargate atlantis...all damn awesome except prison break laa..kinda draggy but hooked so no choice..story line is gd but getting slightly predictable..lost new season starts soon so cant wait 4 dat..thank god stargate atlantis just wrapped up thier season finale..after dis got some movie 2 end d series den dats it..lol lost can take its place..